I can’t pull the handle this year
I’m not smart enough to pick between these two
This is not an election, not a democracy
This is a quest for power and influence for sale.
On the prairie in North Dakota the wind is blowing
Through my mind and I am not smart enough
To pull the handle, punch the butterfly ballot.
Where is the ghost of Chester A Arthur ?
I think I’ll write in Chris Matthews or Howard Stern
Or Totie Fields or Dr Ruth or Dr Suess
Or Tupac or Deepak or Fifty Cent or Magic Johnson.
Donald Trump is going to build a fake White House
And become the fake President and drop fake bombs
On despotic dictators destroying their banana republics
Sarah Palin for fake Vice President !
She will strut around the fake White House in a bikini
The reality show cameras rolling, Americans watching
Gasping, sighing, laughing, taking it all in
Donald and Sarah will make more money than the Clinton’s .
And meanwhile I’m not smart enough, brave enough, bold enough
Brainwashed enough to pull the handle this year.
So I’ll write in Tricia Nixon or Pat Paulson or Mike Wallace
Or Hulk Hogan or Colonel Klink or Sgt Shultz or Sargent Shriver
Or Dick Sargent or Prince or Queen or Jack Black
Because I am not smart enough this time around
To figure this out
The handle is stuck in my hand and I can’t pull it
And that’s my situation folks
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